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[vanghost]

[Squex]
I have an opportunity.
Which one of you will sacrifice yourself so a freshman can have your place on the squad next year?

I'll give you half my favor.

Comments

Squex

[monsterseekingmonster]

I _LOVE sacrifice.

Squex

[vanghost]

Cool.
Well we have options here.
Only one of them is throwing yourself in front of a shadow.
How do you feel about your very own cursed squad 13.

Squex

[monsterseekingmonster]

Is this like _{Hunger Games} because District 13 was the Nuclear War District, which _HONESTLY makes a lot of sense for me if you think about it.

Squex

[vanghost]

I don't even have to think about it.

God you'd do disturbingly well in the Hunger Games.

Re: Squex

[monsterseekingmonster]

Who else is on my cursed Squad 13 because it needs to be ^AESTHETIC, you know?

^THANK you. I'd probably murder you last if we got culled together.

Squex

[vanghost]

Your squad your choice. Pick your ideal fighters. We'll bully them.

I'd murder you first.

Squex

[monsterseekingmonster]

I _KINDA like all you guys already. Just a little though.

AWW^WWW SWIMP. That's very ^smart of you.

Squex

[vanghost]

Gross.

Squex

[monsterseekingmonster]

I _KNOW. I'm working on it.

Squex

[vanghost]

Do you have any heists to pull off?

Squex

[monsterseekingmonster]

_ZERO ambitions, my man.

Unless heists include acquiring cake?

Squex

[vanghost]

I don't know if I want to waste a wish on cake.
There's probably going to be free cake at that dance.

Squex

[monsterseekingmonster]

Okay, so, something ^BIGGER than a cake.

[...]

What if we got our own boat?

Squex

[vanghost]

Interesting. I've never driven a boat.

Squex

[monsterseekingmonster]

I want to sail out into international waters and do _CRIMES.

Squex

[vanghost]

We'd be okay pirates.

Squex

[monsterseekingmonster]

Are you _KIDDING? ^WHO would be better at PILLAGING than us?

Squex

[droppedyoursmile]

A young woman should know how to bully the smaller and weaker into getting her food, anyway.

Squex

[vanghost]

How else will she survive in the wild.

Squex

[monsterseekingmonster]

Can the smaller and weaker _BE food?

Squex

[droppedyoursmile]

If they're not useful for anything else.

Squex

[monsterseekingmonster]

HMMMMMMMMM. This is a conundrum because I have _ALWAYS wanted to play human croquet.

Squex

[expansivemind]

Not it.

Squex

[vanghost]

It's for the best.
I don't think any of the freshmen would be good supports yet.

Squex

[droppedyoursmile]

What kind of a favor?

Squex

[vanghost]

I refused to specify so I think everything's on the table.

Squex

[droppedyoursmile]

Got any heists in mind you've been putting off?

Squex

[vanghost]

Not lately. I've been slacking. And we don't need surveillance for anyone lately.

Squex

[mudskipper]

how wide is their wingspan

Squex

[vanghost]

Collectively?

Squex

[mudskipper]

how many freshmen you got lined up

Squex

[vanghost]

At least three.
I have fans.

Squex

[mudskipper]

thats a lot of snack space