late evening

[harmreduction]

I'd like to state for the record that I was willing to let Scout surrender peacefully, but he's still dragging his defeat out. I'll remember this. I hope the rest of you keep that in mind for when I declare myself Leader of Earth.

Comments

[harmreduction]

You could've been my right-hand man.

[heliocentrist]

I prefer you being mine.

[harmreduction]

That was yesterday. Now the world is mine.

[heliocentrist]

The power went to your head so quickly. I knew that good boy act was a lie.

[harmreduction]

"Good boy act"?

[heliocentrist]

Don't play dumb. Everyone knows about responsible Atticus Starling, always worrying about safety, keeping us on the level, following the rules. You can't hide it with just a 5 'o clock shadow.

[harmreduction]

I don't think that's my reputation.

[heliocentrist]

What do you think your reputation is?

[harmreduction]

Grumpy. Not fun.

[upperhandsen]

You forgot "killjoy."

[harmreduction]

Now I'm questioning your loyalty.

[heliocentrist]

You're absolutely grumpy.

[harmreduction]

Can you blame me? I'm suffering fools.

[heliocentrist]

You need some stress relief.

[harmreduction]

Like what?

[heliocentrist]

A sauna? A massage? Dating?

[harmreduction]

Sounds like a fun day.

[heliocentrist]

That you'll never indulge in.

[harmreduction]

Not never. Maybe not any time soon.

[heliocentrist]

Why not? Life's short.

[harmreduction]

Options kind of limited here at school though.

[heliocentrist]

I could find someone who'd give you a massage. I could make a post right now asking for someone.

[harmreduction]

Who do you imagine that'd turn up?

[heliocentrist]

Everyone with good taste.

[harmreduction]

I appreciate the thought, but I'm not convinced.