I need to upload icons.

[sugarnspite]

I know everyone's really excited about prom, I just hope that we all have a good time no matter who wins or who's going with whom. Prom's fun even without a date or a crown. I mean, I probably won't have either

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[dissentjabot]

You can be my Master of Whispers

[leadthecharge]

What does that involve?

[dissentjabot]

Letting me know when they re-stock the refreshments table

[leadthecharge]

That should be easy since I'll be hanging out there anyway.

[dissentjabot]

No boot scootin' boogyin' for you?

[leadthecharge]

None for me or anyone else, I hope.

[dissentjabot]

But Glenn, the prom theme is Yee to the Hizzay this year

Didn't you hear?

[leadthecharge]

I've had my headphones in since October.

[dissentjabot]

I bet you have a lot of weird earwax

[leadthecharge]

I candle.

[dissentjabot]

You what?

[leadthecharge]

I put candles in my ears and when I light them it pulls the wax out.

[dissentjabot]

That sounds so satisfying

Do me! Do me!

[leadthecharge]

I will, but I need you to commit to the joke because I'm about to spend $17 on overnight shipping.

[dissentjabot]

No one has ever committed harder to a joke than me

I made a whole website to sell pictures of Marty's feet

[leadthecharge]

And I'd invest in that project if I hadn't spent my last dollar on ear candling supplies.

[dissentjabot]

It was a lucrative endeavor

I'll pitch in

This is exciting!

[leadthecharge]

We're definitely going to siphon wax out of our ear canals with these candles.

[dissentjabot]

The science sounds so dubious!

Dangerous, even :)

[leadthecharge]

The packaging says it's safe.

[dissentjabot]

That’s lame

We’re sucking our brains out with fire, as far as I’m concerned

[leadthecharge]

Well these certainly aren't FDA approved so it could all be lies.

[dissentjabot]

You have to believe, Glenn