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What's the policy on going back into the shadow world just long enough to get a better picture because you puked last time.

I didn't take enough advantage of that cape when I had it.

[Squex]
Do you want to hang out tomorrow?

I kind of want to camp out at Haling to see if the crickets have happened yet, but that's off campus.
Oh well.

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Aw but the vomshot was perfect.

[Squex]
Can we have a ^PICNIC?

Edited (Formal apology to everyone for the word vomshot) 2019-03-30 00:20 (UTC)

I don't want to be in the yearbook for Most Bile.

[Squex]
A picnic of what?

Don't be _ashamed of your superlative skill Swimp.

[Squex]
S [...] andwiches?

Well I'm not but what if my dads frame it.

[Squex]
Then yeah we could, I think.

Aw that's such a ^GOOD idea I'm gonna print a copy off and frame it for me.

[Squex]
And rubber grapes.

Oh too bad, the camera died.

[Squex]
I knew it.

Aren't the batteries rechargeable?

[Squex]
They're 👏 tasty 👏 treats 👏

Oh, too bad, someone stepped on the batteries.
[Squex]
They're a choking hazard for children 5 and under.

^WOW. It sounds like we have a GREMLIN.

[Squex]
It's a good thing I'm ^{AT LEAST} that old.

And thank god for it.

[Squex]
I'll require proof.

I'm going to reimagine it in charcoal for art class, then.

[Squex]
Does my PetCo Rewards card count as a form of identification?

Frowned upon.

How frowned?

Very.

If it was passed off as reinforcements?

Sorry, but still no.

Will it help if I promise to take lots of pictures?

Only if someone else is puking. I can't be alone in this.

I could eat a peanut and get all swollen?

Not quite the same energy.
It isn't worth dying for.

We can get you a cape here!

But how will we replicate fake muscles so convincingly.

Muscle suit + makeup?

Too much effort.

Awww, no, not too much! Especially not to get you your superhero photo shoot! Happiness is always worth it.

It'd feel weird out of context I think.
And where would we get that much spandex.

Well I think you'd look cute, but I won't push.

And I'm very good at finding deals on the internet.

It's probably fineeee

Yeah? Just for a second.

Just be like "Ooohh, Mister Moreno, I LOVE your camera, it's SO great, and I REALLY wanted to test it out some more!! Just near the entrance!! Please!!"

For light testing.

TOTALLY. And if your squad's not scheduled to go in then even better??? You don't have to worry about combat AND light testing, you can just focus on LIGHT TESTING!!! And you'll still be close by in case a squad needs back up!!!

Edited 2019-03-30 00:45 (UTC)

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