hot take

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Guns are bad.

[...] Happy Birthday, CC.

Comments

[heyjuderefrain]

They [...] take some practice. Hunting rifles have a lot of recoil.

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

As I am now aware.

[thatskarma]

I would've done good if I'd gotten yours.

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Went too Radical on the switch ups.

[thatskarma]

At least we didn't have to use Junior's ball ropes.

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Would rather dislocate my shoulder than accidentally trip over two skip-its tied together.

[heyjuderefrain]

If you say so. I mean, it's about as long as you are tall, but you've never lacked ambition.

[thatskarma]

I hunt.

[survivalof]

But did you die?

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

I am dead right this very moment.

[survivalof]

That is so sick bro can you walk through walls?

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Yeah. I'd rob a bank, but I can only Kind Of touch the bills.

[dissentjabot]

You okay, man?

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Rumors of my death have been Greatly Exaggerated. By me. Just a shoulder injury. Didn't brace right.

[dissentjabot]

I guess now I can stop worrying about you traveling to the moon and shooting yourself in the back to test out my questionable science

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Might still try it. But with a throwing axe or something, instead.

[josiecat]

Poor thing, can I do anything for you?

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Thank you, Josie. [...] Maybe, ice cream?

[josiecat]

What kind?

Ice pack, too?

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Chocolate is perfect.

Oh, yes. Iason patched me up. But it's still Sore.

[knockyouout]

i think i did good

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Much Better than me. But the bat is way Cooler.

[knockyouout]

really?? i think i look badass with a gun

[dynamitewithalaserbeam]

Different flavors. Gun's Pre-Apocalypse Badass. Baseball bat is Post-Apocalyptic Badass. A deeply personal choice, really.

[charmtype]

Thank u boo boo