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[unironickylorenfan]

It's Did everyone It was nice to see so many smiling [...] Was partying the r [...]

I hope everyone's feeling better by now. Apparently if you get a tattoo in a dream party, you get it in real life. So [...] that's [...] a thing. To know. What if you get knocked up? Is your baby going to have a mask? [...] Fuck's sake, Liam.

Anyway, there's a super blood wolf moon tonight. Wh W [...] Which means I'll probably achieve my final form.

Don't know if the skies will be clear enough but [...] I'm going to make some hot tea and try to check it out from the gardens, if anyone wants to come.

Comments

[heliocentrist]

I always knew he was a bad boy.

[dogspotting]

He's so cool

[survivalof]

Yeah he kisses like one too.

[dogspotting]

deets

[unironickylorenfan]

No deets.

[dogspotting]

No fun

[survivalof]

I think I'm in love.

[unironickylorenfan]

That feeling's just gas.

[survivalof]

Pretty sure love feels more like constipation. That's what I've heard.

[unironickylorenfan]

Yes, interacting with me is a lot like having the shits.

[survivalof]

Do you mean familiar and comfortable? Cause I eat Taco Bell a lot bro.

[unironickylorenfan]

Whoa. Too romantic.

[survivalof]

Would it be acceptable if I swapped to Wendy's?

[unironickylorenfan]

Sir, I am at minimum Popeye's tier.

[survivalof]

Wendy's is classy. They have baked potatoes.

[unironickylorenfan]

The potatoes are canceled out by the chicken nuggets.

[survivalof]

You know what you're right. They're dead to me since they took spicy chicken nuggets off the menu.

[unironickylorenfan]

Proud of you for having standards.

[survivalof]

Not often, but occasionally I do.

[dogspotting]

I LOVE love!!!! Are you going to ask him to be your VALENTINE???

[strikings]

Liam, you cad.

[unironickylorenfan]

I'm pure as the driven snow. It was all a dream.

[survivalof]

Don't be jealous you know he'll go for you once he breaks my heart.

[knockyouout]

boy you get around

[unironickylorenfan]

You've found me out.