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well shit now i'm outta fuckin sun tea

i'm somewhere on this mortal plane

Well, good. I would've had different questions if you were communicating with us from beyond the grave.

Edited (fuck im not awake) 2018-09-09 18:47 (UTC)

we coulda had a full zombie team and we'd be unstoppable in shadowland

Until we ran into a monster with anti-zombie magic.

we still got zombieli on the outside to carry on our legacy

I think the kinder thing would be to not force Eli to watch his entire team die.

Edited 2018-09-09 19:44 (UTC)

are you tellin me to kill eli first boss

Please don't kill Eli. Even if he asks for it.

What's your favorite pie flavor, by the way?

but how can i say no to that face

rhubarb. i like a pie that could kill me if it's feelin feisty.

Think about how we'll die without a support?

Straight rhubarb, no strawberry? [...] Alright. I can make that happen.

it'd make my life a lot easier tho

I'm trying to make it through this year without getting any of you killed? After we graduate, the world is your death oyster.

i'm never leaving my room again

Not even to have fun? You looked like you were having fun at the pool party.

my condolences

with any luck i'll recover