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Charades in Gaming Club toniiiight. I particularly encourage anyone cast in the play to come, since it can never be too early to start onstage bonding. The better we read each other, the better we work as a pirate crew.*

*Or Lost Boys, if you absolutely must.

[Richie Roth]

Darling, I need a big, big favor from you.

[Scout Thoroughgood]

Why hello, Mr. Ranked #2 Cute Leader Butt.

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Chapman, please. You're ruining the mood. Oh no, there it goes. Completely ruined.

You're WELCOME! Damn!

[...]

You're not a fan of this, right?

Yeah no fucken shit

[...] Hey, you work with starling all the time. You think he's having a brain attack or something?

I think he's [...] having a dry spell in a small school (aren't we all?), and Noah's available.

Hey, no offense, but guys is crazy. Like, for real. How come yall cant keep it in your pants for a few months

Hormones? I don't know, honestly I'm living in hell all thanks to puberty.

Yeah, well, everybody else got their cousin to buy them a vibrator but no, y'all gotta be fucken weird about it

Edited (that was a typo not a colloquialism ) 2018-11-16 06:02 (UTC)

Whose cousins are buying them a vibrator???

Everybody?

Not mine! I don't own one at all, least of all one a family member bought for me.

How come you telling me this

You told me your cousin bought you a vibrator!!!

[...] I'm just saying if this is some kind of come on it's not working

Good? Because it's not a come on?

We're getting hella off track

Agreed.

I don't want Atticus and Noah to sleep together. Again.

It's got to fucken stop

Rose/Neal

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Rose/Neal

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Rose/Neal

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It's a wonder that anyone ever gets laid when you exist.

I don't even know what you're saying

Why do you always have to make everything worse?

Why do you always gotta start shit?

What did I start?

You know

I'm just trying to live my life! It's not my fault you're all prudes.

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