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[whiteknuckles]

Wait a second [...] do these velvet room fools even got to get their teaching certificate? Or is they just sending ANYONE out here to show us how to do stuff

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[unironickylorenfan]

I'm pretty sure they're androids? So like 3 - 5 years.

[ballhoot]

shit i bet they ain't even passed sharing yet

[unironickylorenfan]

Maybe we should introduce them to show-and-tell. Ask them to show us their diplomas.

[ballhoot]

if they ain't got that then maybe just a cool rock or some shit i'm easy

[unironickylorenfan]

Honestly? Yeah. I'll take it. But it better be an actually cool rock.

[ballhoot]

wanna see the one i got looks like alex trebek

[unironickylorenfan]

God, more than anything.

[......]

What if it's actually an Alex Trebek seed?

[ballhoot]

oh shit call plant club ima grow me a new dad

[unironickylorenfan]

Probably need some Canadian soil to really make sure he thrives.

[dallaslevy]

I don't think androids can [...] do magic or whatever?

[unironickylorenfan]

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

[dallaslevy]

I walked right into that one.

[...]

Still, though.

[unironickylorenfan]

Cyborgs, then?

[dallaslevy]

Maybe.

[...]

What do you really think they

[unironickylorenfan]

What do you think they are, Dallas? Just some folks with really good stylists?

[dallaslevy]

I mean. Sort of a one-note stylist.

[unironickylorenfan]

But so thorough in their work.

[dallaslevy]

That's true. I mean. You can never see their roots at all.

[survivalof]

Are they??

[unironickylorenfan]

We're going to have to keep an eye out for seams or USB ports.

[survivalof]

Well I'm not going to try to plug the charger in.

Or am I?

[unironickylorenfan]

Don't like sneak up on them if you do? That's probably rude.

[survivalof]

Am I supposed to ask politely??

[unironickylorenfan]

Absolutely.