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[whiteknuckles]

Wait a second [...] do these velvet room fools even got to get their teaching certificate? Or is they just sending ANYONE out here to show us how to do stuff

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[survivalof]

Yo ask em for their credentials

[strikings]

Rose Chapman, asking the hard-hitting questions.

[ballhoot]

hey bet we could fake it as a vr fucko how much you think they make

[whiteknuckles]

Somebody has to

[unironickylorenfan]

[...] Do they even have high school diplomas?

[ballhoot]

how old you think they are

[strikings]

Somehow I doubt the government is concerned with proper certification for monster-killing training.

[goodnightbunny]

Oh..!! That's [...] kind of a good question..??

[whiteknuckles]

HELL yeah i demand to be taught by someone with good learning or whatever.

[unironickylorenfan]

I'm pretty sure they're androids? So like 3 - 5 years.

[weewilywilkie]

We don't know much about them.


Was one of them wrong about something?

[whiteknuckles]

Shit i dont know like 40 g's a year? This boarding school shit is good business.

[whiteknuckles]

Fuck yeah i know thats cuz im smart as hell

[ballhoot]

shit i bet they ain't even passed sharing yet

[ballhoot]

guess you can call me teach now ima be your new prof of takin no shit

[unironickylorenfan]

Maybe we should introduce them to show-and-tell. Ask them to show us their diplomas.

[dallaslevy]

I don't think androids can [...] do magic or whatever?

[goodnightbunny]

That's the right attitude!!

Was there a problem in class today??

[ballhoot]

if they ain't got that then maybe just a cool rock or some shit i'm easy

[unironickylorenfan]

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

[whiteknuckles]

Right right right i'm SAYING

Yeah, so, iason got lost or whatever cuz i guess he's a dumbass and then his sister was giving him shit for it cuz like, no matter where you's from, females be ON YOU like that. But like, [...] the velvet room is basically a classroom, you feel what i'm saying? Ii've never gotten lost in a classroom and im not even the teacher

[dallaslevy]

I walked right into that one.

[...]

Still, though.

[whiteknuckles]

[...] Surprised that's good enough for you, thats all i'm saying. Don't you got phds or whatever teaching classes at your old school?

[whiteknuckles]

Why do i feel like ive gotta throw hands with you all of a sudden?

[unironickylorenfan]

Honestly? Yeah. I'll take it. But it better be an actually cool rock.