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[dogspotting]

My sweet, delicate prince... Our love will blossom in the springtime through seasonal allergies!!!

Did you know that Mr. Nash is the kind of person who would wake up on a WEDNESDAY MORNING to bake cookies?????


[Gregory]

DETECTIVE GREGORY, I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT CASE FOR YOU. I need you to gather INTEL on Mr. Nash... Are you up for the job??

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[ballhoot]

i got a workin theory he's a clone wanna check my board out

Russ/Gregory

[de_leon]

You do?? Okay!

Do you need me to get his cookie recipe :)

[charmtype]

What kind of cookies

[selbydenman]

Sounds like destiny. Congratulations.

[...] Like from scratch? I wonder why.

[dogspotting]

um YES!!! I want to know EVERYTHING about Mr. Nash!!! And if there are MULTIPLE of him that's EVEN BETTER

Russ/Gregory

[dogspotting]

Yes!! AND I need to know the following:

Is he single? And if he IS then what's his TYPE??

Is he allergic to DOGS or other animals or are his allergies just seasonal???

And WHAT does he THINK of RUSSELL REEVE?

[dogspotting]

Chocolate chip. And the chocolate chips are perfect. They're not like.... overly crispy bc they cooked faster than the cookies

[charmtype]

Pro status

Yknow what thinking on it he totally seems like he'd wake up on a Wednes morning to bake pro status cookies

[dogspotting]

Thanks!!! I'm always going to carry allergy pills and tissues to class now just in case my #1 teacher crush starts having snot drip down his nose.

He's a god of domesticity so PROBABLY from scratch??? He's probably made them so many times, it's just muscle memory at this point. JUST SOME CASUAL COOKIE MAKING IN THE MORNING.

[selbydenman]

Very considerate~ I'm sure he'll appreciate that.

Maybe he sleepbakes.

[dogspotting]

I wonder if he bakes every morning and it's just a nice wake up routine at this point. Do you think he wears an apron???

[dogspotting]

New heroic persona: The Snot Watcher. I'm gonna to have to change my exploration costume. Maybe something hot pink like benadryl.

Uuuugghh I wanna learn how to bake so I can just whip out some freshly baked cookies to reward good deeds. Are you any good at it?

[selbydenman]

[...] What's your exploration costume now?

I'm all right. I help Lee sometimes. But I'm better at the decorating part than the actual baking.

Russ/Gregory

[de_leon]

I have guesses to some of your questions. For example: of course you likes you! Everyone likes you!

I'll ask him do some investigating and get back to you. [...] It's none of my business, but are you trying to set him up with someone who has dogs? Or maybe find him an allergist?

[charmtype]

U GOTTA wear an apron omg

I'm picturing him in soft pink??
Liiiiike it used to be someone else's but like they left it behind so he uses it and is totally unaware how cute he is

Russ/Gregory

[dogspotting]

He PROBABLY does but I just want confirmation, y'know??

I might be trying to set him up with someone who has dogs. Or someone who's going to acquire a lot of dogs in a few months. (Don't tell him that though!!!)

[dogspotting]

Soft pink with frilly white trim......
omg you're so right, he probably DOESN'T realize just how CUTE he is. The man's got ANXIETY so he's probably thinking about a billion other things.

[dogspotting]

Freddie Mercury circa 1986 sans moustache. I like to have a jacket on with a sleeveless top underneath so I'm prepared for any Shadow World weather.

I always forget about the food once it disappears into the oven. Until I can smell it burning, anyway. I'm pretty good at grilling though!!! Maybe I'll start carrying Good Deed Chicken Wings around instead.

Teach me gardening or something. I want an excuse to spend more time with you.

Russ/Gregory

[de_leon]

Cuuuuute :)

Your secret is safe with me, Russell! I'm officially: On the case!

[selbydenman]

Right right~ [...] How embarrassed should I be that I thought that was just a cool outfit you'd picked out?

Or BBQ IOUs?

[...] You know you don't need an excuse, right? But mi jardín es su jardín.

[Russ]

Do you [...] want to hang out tonight?

[charmtype]

Exaaactly so he's like measuring and shit and he just does not KNOW

Some people go their whole lives not realizing how fuckin wannable they are

[dogspotting]

Selbias Denman!!! I can't BELIEVE you don't recognize every outfit Freddie Mercury wore on Queen's 1986 Magic Tour!!!!

It's gotta be a gallon bag of hot wings. Gonna keep em in my backpack.

What if I become a secret member of the gardening club? Like, an under the table sort of deal. My name's not on the roster because I'm already in five clubs and I don't get my own plot, but, y'know, winkwink.

[Selby]

I do!!! Let's hang out!! What do you wanna do??

[selbydenman]

Selbias, huh? [...] I'm a philistine and I'm ashamed.

I was going to say the dogs will never leave you alone, but that's just a perk, isn't it?

I won't tell Flora if you don't~ We can share my plot!

[Russ]

We could watch a movie? Or garden if you want to? [...] I was also going to offer help you make more prom posters? If you ever want to do that.

[dogspotting]

I want to be constantly surrounded by dogs. That's my dream.

Ooh, Selby, you bad boy. It'll be our little secret~ (That everyone else reading this is in on too!!) Sharing a garden plot is kind of romantic isn't it??? Maybe our hands will brush when we're both digging in the dirt.

[Selby]

Gardening!!!! Let's do that!!!

Do you really wanna help make posters, though?? Are you gonna run for prince? You should.

[selbydenman]

I'll risk it~ I've been told I'm overdue for an act of teenage rebellion anyway. [...] I think so. [...] That it's kind of romantic.

What should we plant?

[Russ]

Gardening it is!

Yeah! I like stuff like that and I figure you could use another set of hands? [...] I'm more of a supporter than a runner. Honestly. I was thinking I'd nominate Liam and Richie.

[dogspotting]

That's how teen rebellion usually starts: sneaking in cute boys. Next thing you know, you'll be getting something pierced. Maybe saying a curse word or two. I'm steering you toward a slippery slope~

I googled "what to plant in the spring" and it's a lot of vegetables. Maybe carrots?? I could fuck with some carrots. What are we gonna name our plant?

[Selby]

Take me under your wing~ Teach me your ways~~

Wanna make posters tomorrow? And then we can get them up before the musical Friday.

You'd make a cute prince buuuut if you say so!! Does Liam want to be nominated? It seems like the extra attention would give him anxiety.

[selbydenman]

Does 'heck' count? Because I've definitely said 'heck'. [...] And I could have a piercing. You don't know.

I don't know. I've never named a plant before. Something cute?

[Russ]

Sure! I'd like that.

I [...] wouldn't know what to do with myself in a situation like that. But thanks anyway~ ♥ [...] You've got a point. Maybe I should nominate Marty on his behalf instead? He'd probably have more fun cheering him on.

[dogspotting]

Do you have a piercing?

What about..... Sprout Growgood

[Selby]

Ask him? Maybe he’s secretly longed for the spotlight but has been too shy to ask.

You should nominate me too!!!