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drama club is having an OPEN HOUSE next tuesday to do some SHOWTUNES KARAOKE, so make sure you don't die in the shadow world. everyone's invited!!! max 1 disney song per person and i will cut you off

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Although, could you imagine the person whose favorite Disney songster was Phil Collins? I probably shouldn't fun. They're clearly dealing with a lot.

Maybe they only had like two DVDs as a child?

We need to rescue this hypothetical sad sack. A Phil Collins childhood is a tragedy.

How do we do that? Donating DVDs? Tying them to a chair and forcing them to listen to better Disney songs?

Well, I can't say I'm above a bit of benevolent brainwashing. The real question is: which movie do we pick first to ease them in?

Mulan. Alternatively, Aladdin.

You seem like an Elton John fan.

I appreciate artistry, not treacly sentimentality. Are you saying you wouldn't sing along to "Tiny Dancer"?

I don't sing.

Why not? I promise people will still think you're sad if you loosen up a bit and sing.

I don't like having an audience.

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. I admire your commitment to staying on brand.

It's not a brand.

Oh, please. All of us are working an image. Just some are less interesting than others.

Not all of us have as much energy as you do.

You picked a story that works for you. Doesn't make it not a performance.

Not a big believer in authenticity?

Anyone who convinces people they're always genuine is just a really good con artist.

How about never genuine?

Being a liar upfront can be a lot of fun, but it sure as hell isn't a mark of good character.

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Hard to hit that balance.

I'm certainly not trying. Being you seems exhausting, but good luck.

I was just thinking the same thing about you.

I'm having a wonderful time, handsome. Do not worry about Noah Dressler. He'll be just fine.

Well tell him I said hi if you see him.

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