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HEY everyone tell Iason he is a Merciful and Benevolent GODLING and also omg I’m never cheating on the love of my life the Golden Arches AGAIN.

Absofruitly NOT
Just one nasty hiccburp on the road to FOOD SCIENCE babez don't let it deter you

Oh please I'd suffer A THOUSAND lunch revisits for ONE really revolutionary food combo???

I FEEL like you were ONTO something with the vodka meow mix

Maybe in SHAKE form.

Once my stomach has a LINING again over break I'm gonna pour EVERYTHING I HAVE into this.

I think you're ONTO something
Maybe like a spread too
On multigrain bread so it's healthier

Oh my goddd babe, Catvocado toast. It's gonna be THE NEW CRAZE.

Look at YOU already with a marketable name OBVS this bad boy's gonna be the big one

BRUNCH FOOD TO GET YOU DRUNK

Actually as a FOOD Genre how has that NOT been explored????

They NEEDED a couple of MAGICAL GENIUSES to come along and develop the concept
NOW we just need to figure out how to make a bloody mary chewier