Roland, himself, may have more of a Bruce Willis Can't Be Killed thing going on, in general, but he can dig the Old Hollywood feel of this dance, even if he doesn't quite look the part. That's what he grew up with, after all - Grandma loved to throw on stuff like Singin' In The Rain and talk through Bing or Gene or Fred standing at bars looking serious and manful. Or something.

Roland's leaning against the bar, holding a martini glass with chocolate milk in it. He does not feel serious or manful. But he does feel extremely nervous. Maybe he should go watch a movie.