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[heliocentrist]

[Lyle]

This is indescribably awkward, but I have to cancel on you. I kiiiind of accidentally got a boyfriend? So taking you to the dance would be an issue.

Want me to find you a new date?

[Junior Wands + Liam]

Guess who got back together with his ex? :)

[Dustin]

[...] Atticus and I are back together.

Thanks for talking to me about it.

Comments

Marty/Liam

[survivalof]

I mean me having to be v I don't have to ex Fine have fun getting pissed over nothing.

Marty/Liam

[unironickylorenfan]

[...] Why would I waste my time on nothing?

Marty/Liam

[survivalof]

How am I supposed to know?

Marty/Liam

[unironickylorenfan]

Are you Do you not even Fuck's sake

You're better than this. I know you are.

I can't believe how fucking stupid I shdjfga FUCK

I'm going to go be vulnerable and introsp

I thought

Fine. Fine. Fine. Thanks for letting me know how you feel in the worst possible way imaginable.

Marty/Liam

[survivalof]

What the f What are you cross

I wasn't even talking about you WHY are you so pissed?

Marty/Liam

[unironickylorenfan]

Really, Marty?

Marty/Liam

[survivalof]

You already made up your mind so why you even asking?

Marty/Liam

[unironickylorenfan]

You can't shit on people being "introspective and vulnerable" with your friends and then tell me in private that you don't mean me. I deserve better than that.

Marty/Liam

[survivalof]

I wasn't shitting on people being "introspective and vulnerable" I was shitting on me having to be "introspective and vulnerable" just to get someone to make out. But you're right. I told you so whatever. I don't know what you're expecting from me.

Marty/Liam

[unironickylorenfan]

You don't think that they're going to see you with me and think it's a big joke, after that comment? Or am was am I just your embarrassing secret? All I expect is for you to be as good as I know you are. Marty, please. I

Marty/Liam

[survivalof]

AHHHHH. This is so fucking This is all Noah's damn fault

Um NO because we say dumb mean shit all the time. Like I've never actually asked but I'm pretty sure arson doesn't make Neal nut. And no one would have even thought about it cause we were just making fun of Dustin which we do all the time until you had to make it a thing. And btw other than going to magic monster fighting high school I really don't have secrets embarrassing or otherwise and I don't want to keep you a secret or I wouldn't have. So if you're waiting for some big revelation where it turns out I've been like a sweet sensitive soul all along and I'm just hiding it cause mommy never loved me enough or something then I hate to disappoint but that big reveal ain't coming.

Marty/Liam

[unironickylorenfan]

You absolute fucking You've got to be k Marty I don't It I don't think you

[...]

Alright. I'm sorry my hurt feelings got in the way of your fun. Enjoy yourself.

Marty/Liam

[survivalof]

Don't worry I always do.

Marty/Liam

[unironickylorenfan]

Why