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[expansivemind]

Friendly reminder: don't eat stuff you find in the Shadow World.

WARDED TO MARTY

I'd like to take you up on your sparring offer.

Comments

[droppedyoursmile]

Hamsi, did you eat the soap I gave you for Christmas?

[monsterseekingmonster]

What soap?

[monsterseekingmonster]

That was soap?

[monsterseekingmonster]

_YES.

[droppedyoursmile]

[droppedyoursmile]

There's no way that tasted like food.

[monsterseekingmonster]

It was [...] ^FROTHY?

[monsterseekingmonster]

Sort of like a grandma's bathroom.

[vanghost]

I guess we should all be proud of you miracles of modern science, able to digest anything.

[monsterseekingmonster]

EX^ACTLY _AND we didn't even ^NEED to complete our murder tree? Look at how ^GOOD we all did. I took a warhammer to the stomach and I'm doing ^GREAT.

[vanghost]

If we're lucky it crushed the eternal digestion gland.

[monsterseekingmonster]

But there are so many THINGS left to eat.

[droppedyoursmile]

I want you to know I didn't hold back in the slightest.

[monsterseekingmonster]

Hell YEAH Squad 10 doesn't need _{KID GLOVES}.

Merry/Hamsi

[expansivemind]

Hey.




Were you in love with Sabrina for a little bit in the Shadow World?

Merry/Hamsi

[monsterseekingmonster]

^WELL I wanted to _BOTH pull on her hair ^AND listen to her talk about her day for a ^SOLID two hours. [...] Maybe?

Merry/Hamsi

[expansivemind]

Is that what love's like?

Merry/Hamsi

[monsterseekingmonster]

MMM_MMMMMM, I think it depends. My moms don't ever roughhouse but they're ^{BIG TIME} in love. I think the [...] wanting to KNOW though [...] that was a pretty big feeling. Gross.

Merry/Hamsi

[expansivemind]

My mom and dad just seem like best friends to me most times.

[...] I wish I'd gotten charmed.

Merry/Hamsi

[monsterseekingmonster]

Hey, yeah. That sounds kinda right, too? It's like THAT'S MY ^BEST FRIEND but you set it and your stomach on fire.

You wouldn't mind having your _BRAIN all messed with?

Merry/Hamsi

[expansivemind]

Huh.

I already got confused once. At least I'd learn something useful from being charmed.

Merry/Hamsi

[monsterseekingmonster]

Yeah.

^{MAYBE, but it's so _DISTRACTING. Although you'd probably be better at being SCIENTIFIC about it.}

Merry/Hamsi

[expansivemind]

Maybe. [...] Do you have a crush on anyone right now?

[expansivemind]

I didn't eat the soap.

[droppedyoursmile]

Oh thank God for at least one of you.