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[expansivemind]

Friendly reminder: don't eat stuff you find in the Shadow World.

WARDED TO MARTY

I'd like to take you up on your sparring offer.

Comments

Merry/Marty

[expansivemind]

I thought you weren't going to pull punches.

Merry/Marty

[survivalof]

I said I wasn't gonna go easy. I'm not trying to murder nobody.

Merry/Marty

[expansivemind]

Well, I'm not going to pull punches.

Merry/Marty

[survivalof]

Good, give it all you got. I don't care if you kick me in the nuts or knock my teeth out or anything either. There's no such thing as rules in a real fight so bring it.

Merry/Marty

[expansivemind]

Cheap shots aren't my style.

Merry/Marty

[survivalof]

Aight then call this lesson #1: there's no such thing as cheap shots only winning or losing. Whether it's a shadow or someone trying to jump you in an alley you don't get extra credit for fighting fair.

Merry/Marty

[expansivemind]

I think there's something to be said for gallantry! If you have a human opponent.

Merry/Marty

[survivalof]

I guess we need to figure out who you're planning on fighting then. It makes a difference.

Merry/Marty

[expansivemind]

You, I thought?

Merry/Marty

[survivalof]

You're training with me. Who are you training for, though? Shadows? Muggers? Arch nemesises?

Merry/Marty

[expansivemind]

Oh arch-nemeses definitely.

Merry/Marty

[survivalof]

And you're the Good Guy, right?

Merry/Marty

[expansivemind]

Of course.

Merry/Marty

[survivalof]

Perfect. I'll be the bad guy.

Merry/Marty

[expansivemind]

What kind of bad guy are you? [...] A pirate captain?

Merry/Marty

[survivalof]

First mate, according to Noah's costume backstory. I never put much thought into it tbh.