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[pleaseloveme]

it's happening on sunday

[Flint Private]

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what should i do if i

[Noah]

what should i do if i don't like my leader's idea

Comments

[henryarany]

hey hey h e y. i meant on my SHOULDERS!

[crocolyle]

It's okay to like shoulders, too.

[trailerparkprincess]

It's ALSO ok to want someone to put a saddle on you

[henryarany]

you do you hadlee.

[trailerparkprincess]

I'm not into the saddle but I'd do it for you -3-

[crocolyle]

You can horseplay by the pool.

[trailerparkprincess]

Lifeguards can't control me

[henryarany]

you like my shoulders.

[crocolyle]

For shoulders, they're not bad.

[henryarany]

who has better shoulders than me??

[crocolyle]

How can any shoulders really be better than any other shoulders?

[henryarany]

broadness? strength? comfort? there's got to be a scale or something.

[upperhandsen]

You don't have a shoulder scale?

[henryarany]

do you??

[crocolyle]

But we can’t discount the bony narrow or not musclular shoulders either. It isn’t fair.

[upperhandsen]

Different scales for different shoulders, honey.

[upperhandsen]

TMI! 🙌

[henryarany]

you guys are dirty birds.

[upperhandsen]

Cup, actually. This isn't Hogwarts; I'm not a Ravensbeak or whatever the fuck.

[henryarany]

you'd deffo be a slytherin anyway.

[upperhandsen]

Weren't they the dumbass bougie snakes?

[henryarany]

they're the scary super ambitious bougie snakes.

[upperhandsen]

Is there a super ambitious house that isn't full of bougie snakes?

[henryarany]

not really?

[tippedin]

Henry takes being a Support very literally. That's my generous reading of his comments.