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[exgrifter]

yo POP QUIZ you all gotta fuckin answer or im reporting you

how do you spell secret admierer


[Sophomores]
[Sophomore Girls]
[Soph Coins Girls]
[Squad 11]
[Squad 11 minus everyone who cant fuckin figure their shit out]

[...]

[Marzio & Quincey]

k so say you got a date w a girl [...] k lets say a BOY and he's real cute and smart and cool and the kinda person who wears teal velvet and wants you to match his outfit for the dance and like idfk how? but like. a girl. this is a girl

and also there's this other girl who you think is real cute and MAYBE ALSO SMART but at least really fuckin cool bc she's like a magic space alien or w/e

and now you got a box

Comments

[exgrifter]

chambers
you gotta

[coalblooded]

How do you know I'm not a terrible cook who will accidentally poison you?

[exgrifter]

dude
me and hamsi are like fuckin unpoisonable

you really gotta be TRYING to kill us

[coalblooded]

I don't think you're actually unpoisonable.

But I can google some meatball recipes. It can't be that hard.

[monsterseekingmonster]

You have to prove that we are poisonable.

[coalblooded]

I don't want to poison you, though.

[monsterseekingmonster]

What if we WANT to be poisoned?

[coalblooded]

Then poison yourselves. [...] But DON'T poison yourselves, it won't be fun at all.

[monsterseekingmonster]

Better feed us just to make ^ABSOLUTELY _sure then.

[coalblooded]

Fine. You got me.

I'll make you meatballs.