Shielding his face with his arm, he sputters and laughs as he's splashed.

"And free me from my suffering? Literally drown my sorrows." He returns with a suspicious smile that twitches at the corners, dipping his chin down low as if to glower at her over the glasses he isn't presently wearing. After a beat, he tilts his chin back up, watchful. "Am I really that easy to read?" Yes, Liam. Yes you are.